252 Thoughts I Had During The PLL 6B Premiere | Emily Bashforth

252 Thoughts I Had During The PLL 6B Premiere


The first episode of season 6B of Pretty Little Liars aired this week and, I don't know about you, but it gave me feelings upon feelings upon feelings. My soul left my body multiple times whilst watching that episode and it ended far too soon for my liking.
PLL certainly came back with a BANG (that was supposed to be some sort of pun regarding Spencer's new hair do but I don't know how to explain it so that went down like a lead balloon didn't it). I have already watched the episode an unhealthy number of times already and my brain is already working overtime trying to figure out who on Earth this new villain is!

Here are 252 thoughts I had during 'Of Late I Think Of Rosewood....'
  1. OMG IT'S HAPPENING
  2. I have waited far too long for this
  3. It literally feels like I have waited five years
  4. I don’t think it’s normal to be this excited yet nervous at the same time
  5. I think I should see a doctor
  6. Just not Wren
  7. We all know he’s sketchy even if PLL refuses to confirm that
  8. You don’t need to show me “previously on Pretty Little Liars…” I watched that FinAle 5,000 times I know it backwards
  9. But I will happily watch Emily punch Shower Harvey in the face again though
  10. Still not over that scene of them saying goodbye
  11. Spencer killed me with that Winnie The Pooh quote
  12. And when she said “bye baby Hanna Banana” OMG
  13. “Bitch can see” such a CLASSIC line, so glad they put that in
  14. How did Ali become a teacher though
  15. She spent half of high school on the run
  16. If my teacher was as gorgeous as Alison I don’t think I would be able to attend classes
  17. I’d just go cry in the toilets because of her beauty
  18. Two minutes in and there’s already a new character OOH
  19. “We don’t have much time” so let me just write a letter that won’t take long to get there AT ALL
  20. OOH they changed Spencer’s backdrop
  21. Remember the old one though just think about it and try not to laugh
  22. The opening titles haven’t been shown yet and I already have major Ezria feels cheers Aria
  23. “We've been through things no other friends have experienced” Oh yeah like getting stalked for years, almost murdered at least ten thousand times and then kidnapped to be locked in a dollhouse
  24. OMG HANNA’S HAD A BABY
  25. Oh no wait it wasn't her baby
  26. GAWD MARLENE WHY DO YOU DO THIS
  27. Shay Mitchell is still the hottest human alive
  28. It still feels weird hearing A/Charles/CeCe being called Charlotte
  29. “Do you think they’re still upset with me” oh IDK Charlotte it’s not like you made their lives hell or anything nah I don’t think they are at all
  30. Zooming in on a teddy bear isn’t going to make me feel sorry for her
  31. Or should I see this as a clue
  32. I don’t even know what to think with this show any more
  33. OMG NEW OPENING TITLES WHAT IS AIR
  34. HEY ALI ITS ABOUT TIME
  35. This is still the best song for the opening titles of a TV show though I think it’s so underrated
  36. Spencer’s bangs are the best thing to come out of this show since the pilot don’t fight me on this
  37. AWH she’s looking at all those girls sitting where Hanna ate those pig cupcakes
  38. The memories
  39. I still have no idea how old the girls are actually meant to be now
  40. What pills is Emily taking my poor baby
  41. I have  no idea why she’s taking pills but it sure as hell will probably make a good storyline
  42. They’re all hugging my heart has officially melted
  43. Their selfie game is strongThey’re back! #PrettyLittleLiars  
  44. They won’t stay this happy for long though lets be real now
  45. I love how Hanna’s boss is called ‘Claudia’ that’s such a fashiony name
  46. HANNA IS ENGAGED OMG HALEB
  47. Emily you’re clearly lying spill already
  48. WHO THE HECK IS LIAM
  49. WHERE THE HECK IS EZRIA
  50. UGH
  51. I love it when Spencer talks about Spencer in the third person
  52. BUT WHY AREN’T SPOBY TOGETHER
  53. UGH
  54. Oh hi Pam, looks like the win moms got out of the basement then
  55. RIP Wayne Fields :’(
  56. Why does Radley look like some sort of hotel
  57. Oh wait it is a hotel
  58. DAMN IT LOOKS GOOD
  59. I still wouldn't go in there though
  60. I love seeing Ashley Marin happy she was always so unhappy
  61. She’s the best PLL mom
  62. Sarcastic Hanna is the best
  63. WHO THE HECK IS JORDAN
  64. Guessing there’s no Haleb either then
  65. WHY ARE NONE OF MY OTPS TOGETHER
  66. Ugh
  67. Ezra sounds like he’s had such a bad time bless him
  68. Wait, Byron was there but Ella wasn't
  69. Is she still in the basement?
  70. Still waiting for a wine moms spin off show
  71. Give the people what they want Marlene
  72. I’m not sure why Spencer’s mom's TV advert made me laugh so hard
  73.  Veronica is my spirit animal
  74. Kind of glad Spencer’s dad isn't featured I never liked him
  75. “the family that campaigns together stays together” not even half way through and already a classic line from Spencer
  76. Spencer talking about politics is my religion
  77. It’s nice to see her bonding with her mother though
  78. EZRIA EZRIA EZRIA EZRIA EZRIA EZRIA
  79. If they don’t get back together I’m suing everyone
    #Ezria #PrettyLittleLiars
  80.  You know Ezra’s been through a hard time when he’s got stubble
  81. So is Nicole dead or?
  82. TOBYYYY
  83. That Spoby hug did not last long enough
  84. Get back together and get married please
  85. “Brotherhood of Ex-Boyfriends” would watch that as a spin off for sure
  86. Caleb + Toby = Bromance of the year
  87. “Can I buy you dinner before you leave?” I’LL ANSWER FOR HER YES TOBY YOU CAN
  88. Who is he building this house for though
  89. It better be for Spencer
  90. Sorry but if that scene didn’t show that Spoby need to be together then I don’t know what will
  91. Wonder how long Ali will actually last as a teacher though
  92. “there’s no reason to be afraid” oh yeah Ali not like Charlotte basically killed you or anything
  93. “Mona demanded to be heard” lol of course she did Mona my Queen
  94. Ali is acting so sweet and innocent these days I forget what a troublemaker she used to be
  95. WOAH Hanna you did not just drop the S Bomb
  96. Sara Harvey AKA Shower Harvey AKA she who shall not be named
  97. Good question Spencer where is Jason
  98. He’s too attractive not to be featured in this episode
  99. He seems like the only person with any sense in this show though
  100. He’s realised staying away is the best option
  101. Veronica Hastings is such as strong independent sassy fierce lady get ‘em GURL
  102. Why does Aria’s hair look half crimped yet half curled yet half straightened
  103. MONA I’VE MISSED YOUUUU!!
  104. Why does Mona look like the oldest character
  105. She could pass for 40
  106. What politics does Mona do?
  107. I’m so happy the writers remembered the beautiful friendship between Toby and Emily!
  108. Remember when he chased her around school on prom night though and we thought he killed her lol
  109. Good times
  110. LOL at them all acting like Charlotte is an angel
  111. “why you always lyin’” meme plays in my head
  112. You can just tell that Aria is going to be the Queen who actually speaks her mind
  113. WHEN SHE SAID SHE WAS THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN CRYING THOUGH MY HEART I AM SOBBING
  114. Lucy Hale you amazing actor
  115. Aria and Jason seem to be the only ones with any sense
  116. I don’t blame her for not wanting a murderer released
  117. The question is why was Ezra there though
  118. Idk Aria just became my favourite person ever
  119. Hmm I don’t know Mona seems sketchy
  120. Remember when Mona was A though lol
  121. “if you want to chase away the demons you have to go to where the demons are” Spencer Hastings is full of life lessons
  122. She’s on fire this episode!
  123. Why do they keep bringing Shower Harvey up
  124. Is it just me who’s completely forgotten what the girls are supposed to have done to Sara that is meant to be so bad?
  125. Is it just that Emily punched her in the face?
  126. But she was Red Coat?
  127. She deserved it?
  128. Why wasn’t Sara locked up?
  129. God where is the justice in this show
  130. “you are small but you are mighty” OMG that reminds me of that Sparia moment when she said “you may be little but you’re big”
  131. There better be more Sparia moments in 6B I swear
  132. “I can’t turn my phone all the way off” reason 655451358520 why Spencer is me
  133. When did Ali become such a housewife baking cookies and all
  134. She used to be a right horror
  135. Still can’t get over the fact that Radley is now a hotel
  136. And why are people choosing to sleep there?
  137. Drunk Spencer is life
  138. Spencer has turned into a such a party animal I am here for this
  139. Excuse me why are you toasting Charlotte are you mad
  140. Oh okay that’s totally just a regular security camera
  141. Nah come on we all know the new big bad is already spying on them
  142. Why is it so funny to see them all hungover
  143. SUCH ADULTS
  144. Why do they all look like they could literally walk down a catwalk even when they’re hungover though
  145. See what I mean about there being no justice on this show
  146. Okay being serious I need to know what these pills are Emily is taking
  147. OH OF COURSE CHARLOTTE IS MISSING
  148. Let’s be real she was never going to be at home for long was she now
  149. Love a good plot twist though
  150. “Dr. Rollins wants me to call the police” “Yeah you should” FINALLY that’s what you were meant to do six seasons ago
  151. CHARLOTTE IS DEAD????
  152. OOH LOVE ANOTHER MYSTERY
  153. They’re so going to blame Aria for this because she said she didnt want her released
  154. Wait was that Lorenzo
  155. Okay I can’t be the only one who forgot about Lorenzo
  156. God this bell tower again
  157. Wait Charlotte was holding a rose
  158. ROSEwood?
  159. Was that meant to be some sort of clue or just a terrible yet genius pun?
  160. Dr. Rollins sorry man but you've been in one episode and already got it wrong
  161. Charlotte would've been alive if it wasn't for you
  162. EMISON ALERT EMISON ALERT EMISON ALERT
  163. Marlene you know how to please a girl
  164. I kind of want to give Ali the biggest cuddle in the whole world ever though💞 #PLL
  165. OH HEEEEEY CALEB!
  166. He’ll always have a baby face
  167. Hanna being jealous of Spencer and Caleb I am here for this
  168. Why the heck did they break up though
  169. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
  170. THIS IS WHAT I MEAN
  171. NO JUSTICE IN THIS DAMN SHOW
  172. OOOOOH she looked at her engagement ring she so wants him back
  173. She has to have him back
  174. Haleb have to be together
  175. It’s the law
  176. If Spaleb become a thing I might head up to that empty window in the bell tower myself if you’re picking up what I’m putting down
  177. How weird is it that Hanna is sleeping in Radley though I don’t think I’ll ever get my head around it
  178. Oh look another funeral
  179. This show has had more funerals than I've had hot dinners
  180. But the question is why does Charlotte look so good dead
  181. I hope I look that beautiful when I'm lying in my coffin
  182. The other question is why is she having her funeral at the same place she died
  183. And why are Ezra and Caleb there?
  184. Why is Ezra just popping up everywhere?
  185. Like they cared though
  186. And where is Toby?
  187. ACTUALLY, why are the girls there?
  188. Charlotte tortured them for years
  189. And why isn't Jason AKA THE BOTHER there?
  190. Oh yeah I forgot, he’s got his head screwed on that’s why
  191. HOLD UP
  192. IS THAT SHOWER HARVEY
  193. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T BE MORE DONE WITH THIS SHOW
  194. Why is she walking in like she owns the place
  195. Yes Em you role your eyes at her
  196. Black Widow, Black Veil Black whatever you are please leave
  197. Why couldn't she attend the hearing but can go to the funeral okay that makes sense
  198. Do the police know she was red coat though
  199. Why wasn't she locked up!?!!??
  200. Also why does she need an assistant
  201. She is not Jenna
  202. God Sara it’s been five years you could've at least changed your hairdo
  203. How are there so many people at Charlotte's funeral though
  204. She spent her whole life in hospital
  205. Like she had no friends
  206. Better they’re all just there to see if there’s any drama
  207. Don’t blame  them
  208. I love how the girls were all dressed as if they were going to a night club though not a funeral
  209. Hanna’s dress was literally split up to the top of her thigh
  210. Mona’s looking well shady not going to lie
  211. Why didn't they just stare Shower Harvey out though
  212. There’s four of them
  213. And one of her
  214. Charlotte's funeral photo looks awfully similar to Ali’s
  215. Is Charlotte really dead though
  216. Yes we saw a body
  217. Yes she had a funeral
  218. But you never know with this show
  219. OH Charlotte was murdered
  220. Didn't see that one coming
  221. Nope
  222. Not at all
  223. Can I just say I love the fact that, once again, they were all passed out in a room when someone was killed
  224. Just like the Pilot
  225. I love how everything links on this show
  226. And now they’re all suspects
  227. Again
  228. And what a coincidence they have to stay in Rosewood
  229. Well I guess they wouldn't have a show otherwise
  230. Sorry but just imagine Charlotte being thrown from the bell tower and literally flying through the air and try not to laugh
  231. Remember when Ian “died” in the bell tower though
  232. LOL remember IAN
  233. Ooh music playing at the end of an episode again
  234. Someone look into what that song is
  235. It’s got to be a clue
  236. WAIT WHO WAS THAT
  237. IN THAT CAR
  238. ROLLING THE WINDOW UP
  239. A 2.0?
  240. Now time to start watching theory videos on YouTube to find out who the killer was
  241. I bet it was Mona
  242. Or Jason
  243. Or Jessica Dilaurentis back from the dead
  244. Side note: we better find out who killed Jessica soon or I'm suing
  245. That episode was not long enough
  246. I mean it was 42 minutes
  247. But I NEED MORE
  248. FEED MY ADDICTION
  249. SO MUCH INJUSTICE
  250. I AM DONE WITH THIS SHOW
  251. Ah well
  252. Time to watch it again
Let me know your favourite moment from the new PLL episode! <3
Love, Emily :) xx

2 comments:

  1. i'm only at #90 but i felt i needed to say that Keegan Allan just gets cuter every time we see him. every. single. time.
    that is all *resumes reading*

    http://shesthetallone.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. Haha I agree! I love Keegan! :) thank you for reading!!! Xxx

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